They Gave Me a Passport
They messed up. I mean, not in a sinister way. But now I'm the guy representing Americans abroad and I'm 100% not the guy you want for that job. But between offending Europeans I'll be doing some stand up comedy and I can't wait to see you!
Also, at the end of my trip I'll be headlining at the Broadway Comedy Club and taping my set to release as an album in the future. So make sure to grab tickets!